Never Argue with a Woman who Reads

"One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

- 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
- 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
- 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
- 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- 'For reading a book,' she replies.
- 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
- 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
- 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

- 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
- 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
- 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

- 'Have a nice day ma'am,' he said and left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think."