Samstag, 24. April 2010

Never Argue with a Woman who Reads

"One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

- 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
- 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
- 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
- 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- 'For reading a book,' she replies.
- 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
- 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
- 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

- 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
- 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
- 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

- 'Have a nice day ma'am,' he said and left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think."

Kommentare:

Anonym hat gesagt…

Great Story! It made me laugh ... and taught me how to handle the next stupid situation when some bureaucratic and narrow-minded person annoys me!

Anonym hat gesagt…

Oh, I forgot to say "rülps" ... hehe ...

Lieselotte hat gesagt…

Na toll, so meinte ich das nicht, du Witzbold! Hat aber, immerhin, funktioniert...

Anonym hat gesagt…

Oho! Du gibst also zu, dass Du mich nicht erkannt hast? Ts ... Ich wette Du liest immer schön die Kommentare hier und fragst Dich, wer das wohl ist. Oder Du denkst, Du wüsstest, wer da schreibt und hast das Gefühl, dass es mindestens 5 verschiedene Leute sein müssten. Hehe ...

Lieselotte hat gesagt…

Ha ha ha, witzig, Frau Schneider! Wart's nur ab, bis ich wieder im Lande bin...